Wallace Shawn credited as playing...
Rex
- [the toys are meeting Buzz for the first time]
- Hamm: So where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
- Buzz: Well, no. Actually, I-I'm-- I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
- [as Buzz speaks, Woody looks down at the cardboard box and finds that everything that Buzz is saying is from the back of the box]
- Buzz: As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion... from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
- Mr. Potato Head: [nonplussed] Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
- Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
- Buzz: What's going on?
- Woody: Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
- Buzz: I'd better have a look anyway.
- [he looks through Lenny the binoculars]
- Buzz: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
- Woody: [moves Lenny] That's why. Sid.
- Buzz: [seeing a dog] Sure is a hairy fella...
- Woody: [re-moving the binoculars] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
- Buzz: [Sid is laughing maniacally] You mean that happy child?
- Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child!
- Rex: He tortures toys - just for fun!
- Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
- Slinky Dog: [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
- Rex: What is it Boy?
- R.C. the Race Car: [RC whirrs his wheels]
- Mr. Potato Head: He's saying that this is *no* accident!
- Bo Peep: What do you mean?
- Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
- [the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
- Woody: Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
- Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you backstabbing murderer!
- Woody: Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
- Slinky Dog: We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
- Rex: [nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
- Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
- Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.
- Rex: Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?
- Woody: He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.
- Buzz: Excuse me.
- Buzz: [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement]
- Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
- Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic; he can't fly.
- Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
- Woody: No, you can't.
- Buzz: [sighs] Yes, I can.
- Woody: Can't.
- Buzz: Can.
- Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't!
- Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
- Woody: Okay, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
- Buzz: All right then, I will. Stand back, everyone.
- [watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
- Rex: Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
- Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
- Rex: They're getting bigger...
- Slinky Dog: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
- [boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
- Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: AAAAAHH!
- Mr. Potato Head: [From in the Cardboard box they'd been placed in for Moving] How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?
- Rex: Everyone else was picked.
- Woody: Now, where is that... Oh. Hey! Who moved my doodle pad... way over here?
- Rex: [jumps in front of Woody] ROAAAAAAAAA...
- Woody: Hey, how ya doin', Rex.
- Rex: [stops roaring] Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
- Woody: I was close to being scared that time.
- Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.
- Sergeant: [he can't see what Andy is holding up] It's a...
- Rex: It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?
- [Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out]
- Rex: Oh, no!
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
- Rex: Way to go, Rex!
- [moves forward]
- Woody: [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy] No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!
- Hamm: He's putting them in backward!
- [to Mr. Potato Head]
- Hamm: Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!
- Woody: PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!
- [jumps down]
- Sergeant: [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor] Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
- [Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up]
- Sergeant: ... juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!
- Woody: ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!
- [mayhem breaks out]
- Mr. Potato Head: [in a panic] Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
- Rex: Out of my way! Here I come, here I come!
- [Rex bonks his head with bucket]
- Rex: Hey, Woody? Where'd you go?
- Mr. Potato Head: He's lying, Buzz ain't there.
- [Woody returns with Buzz's detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]
- Woody: Oh, hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?
- Woody: [Imitating Buzz's voice] Hiya fellas. To infinity and beyond!
- Rex: [while Slinky and Bo Peep look excited] Hey look, it's Buzz!
- Woody: [shakes the arm's hand] Yeah, hey, Buzz. Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake. Gimme five, man!
- [Hi fives Buzz's severed arm]
- Hamm: [to Mr. Potato Head] Something's screwy here.
- Woody: So, you see. We're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?
- [imitates Buzz]
- Woody: You bet, give me a hug.
- [makes the arm grab his neck and pull him forward into a hug; chuckles]
- Woody: Oh. I love you, too.
- Slinky Dog: See? It is Buzz!
- [to Mr. Potato Head]
- Slinky Dog: Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
- Lenny the Binoculars: Guys! Guys! Woody's riding RC and Buzz is with him!
- [Bo holds up Lenny and spots Woody and Buzz approaching the van]
- Bo Peep: It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
- Slinky Dog: What have we done?
- Rex: Great, now I have guilt!
- Woody: Has everybody picked a moving buddy?
- Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious!
- Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!
- Mr. Potato Head: [holding his left arm in his right hand] Do we have to hold hands?
- [All laugh]
- Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
- Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
- Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.
- Rex: Oh no, not Sid!
- Slinky Dog: [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!
- Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
- [tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]
- Rex: Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!
- [sadly]
- Rex: Where could he be?
- Andy: Mom, have you seen Woody?
- Andy's Mom: Where was the last place you left him?
- Andy: Right here in the van.
- Andy's Mom: I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.
- Andy: He's not here, mom. Woody's gone!
- Bo Peep: Woody's gone?
- Hamm: Oh boy, the weasel ran away.
- Mr. Potato Head: Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.
- Rex: Who would have thought he was capable of such atrocities?
- Bo Peep: [to Slinky Dog] Oh Slink, I hope he's okay.