John Morris credited as playing...
Andy
- [last lines]
- Woody: Buzz? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?
- Buzz: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?
- [camera pulls slowly back]
- Woody: Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
- Andy: [from downstairs] Oh, oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!
- [camera suddenly pushes back in]
- Woody, Buzz: Heh, heh!
- [first lines]
- Andy: [playing with and mimicking the voices of his toys; holding Mr. Potato Head] All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up. Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!
- [empties Hamm the piggy bank and coins fall out]
- Andy: Ooh, hoo hoo! Money, money, money!
- [has Potato Head "kiss" the money; as Bo Peep]
- Andy: Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!
- [as Potato Head]
- Andy: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!
- [as the sheep, on a toy car track]
- Andy: Help! Baaa! Help us!
- [as Bo Peep]
- Andy: Oh no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!
- [brings Woody into view on his bed. In front of the other toys, he pulls Woody's string]
- Woody: [voice box] Reach for the sky!
- Andy: [as Mr. Potato Head] Oh no! Sheriff Woody!
- [as Woody]
- Andy: I'm here to stop you, One-eyed Bart!
- [pops off Mr. Potato Head's right eye; as Mr. Potato Head]
- Andy: D'oh! How'd you know it was me?
- [as Woody]
- Andy: Are you gonna come quietly?
- [as Mr. Potato Head]
- Andy: Ya can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my Attack Dog,
- [Andy places down Slinky Dog]
- Andy: with a built-in force field!
- [as Woody]
- Andy: Well, I brought my dinosaur!
- [brings out Rex]
- Andy: Who eats force field dogs!
- [making sound effects first as Rex then as Slinky whom he drags away]
- Andy: Arr rawr rawr! Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!
- [as Woody]
- Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.
- [Andy places Mr. Potato Head in Molly's crib; she laughs and picks up Mr. Potato Head, and drools on him. His ear and arm fall near Woody]
- Andy: You saved the day again, Woody!
- [pulls Woody's string]
- Woody: [voice box] You're my favorite deputy!
- [Andy and his mom stop at the gas station]
- Andy: Can I help pump the gas?
- Andy's Mom: Suurrre, I'll even let you drive.
- Andy: Really?
- Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.
- Andy: Yup, yup, yup, very funny, Mom.
- Sergeant: [he and the other green soldiers leap out of the bucket onto Woody] There he is, men! Get him!
- Mr. Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pull string!
- [he and the other toys, apart from Slinky and Bo Peep rush on over toy Woody, and attempt to throw him out]
- Bo Peep: Would you boys stop it?
- Andy: Okay, Mom, I'll be right down; I've gotta get Buzz.
- [all the toys return to their places as Andy enters his room, looking for Buzz]
- Andy: Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
- Andy's Mom: No, I haven't seen him.
- [Mr. Potato Head looks grimly from behind Etch, having drawn a hangman noose]
- Andy's Mom: Andy, I'm heading out the door!
- Andy: But Mom, I can't find him!
- Andy's Mom: Well honey, just grab some other toy; now, come on!
- Andy: [picks up Woody and heads to the car] Okay.
- [Andy walks down to the car with Woody to go to Pizza Planet, confused of how Buzz would mysteriously disappear]
- Andy: I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
- Andy's Mom: Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
- [Buzz, shown be be alright, pops out from the bushes angered with Woody, and hops onto the Rear Bumper of Andy's Car as it drives off]
- Woody: [feeling miserable for what he'd done, lying on the seat of Andy's car] How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
- [Woody spots Buzz up at the sunroof, staring down at him]
- Woody: Buzz!
- [Buzz leaps down onto the seat right next to Woody, furious, covered in leaves and twigs]
- Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all this all just a Big Mistake. Huh?
- [Buzz glares at him, speechless]
- Woody: Right? Buddy?
- Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
- Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
- Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
- Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
- [Buzz attacks Woody, knocking them both out of the open car door]
- Woody: Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
- [Buzz punches Woody in the face, having it spin around for a brief moment, then he gets knocked down by Woody, Woody hits his face a few times with a squeaking sound until he closes his visor on Woody's hand]
- Woody: Ow!
- Buzz: [Through his button speakers whilst as Woody attacks him] Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue.
- Andy's Mom: [Andy and his Mum just re-enter the car] Next stop...
- Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!
- [Woody and Buzz stop fighting and pause]
- Woody: Andy!
- [Andy and his Mum drive off as Woody and Buzz watch in horror, leaving them behind at the gas station]
- Woody: [walks away from Buzz, and pauses] He doesn't realize I'm not there?
- [sulking out loud]
- Woody: I'm lost! I'm a lost toy!
- Andy: [Woody and Buzz drop from the sky into a cardboard box in Andy's car, next to Andy; he looks in and sees them] Hey, wow!
- Andy's Mom: What? What is it?
- Andy's Mom: [joyfully, as he brings Woody and Buzz out] Woody, Buzz!
- Andy's Mom: Oh great, you found them; where were they?
- Andy: [overjoyed] Here in the car.
- Andy's Mom: See? What did I tell you? Right where you left them.
- [as Andy hugs his toys fervently, Woody and Buzz come to life for a second and wink at each other to congratulate each other on their success, then return to their lifeless forms]
- Andy: Mom, have you seen Woody?
- Andy's Mom: Where was the last place you left him?
- Andy: Right here in the van.
- Andy's Mom: I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.
- Andy: He's not here, mom. Woody's gone!
- Bo Peep: Woody's gone?
- Hamm: Oh boy, the weasel ran away.
- Mr. Potato Head: Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.
- Rex: Who would have thought he was capable of such atrocities?
- Bo Peep: [to Slinky Dog] Oh Slink, I hope he's okay.