Brendan Sexton III credited as playing...
Brandon McCarthy
- Brandon: Why do you hang out with that faggot?
- Dawn Weiner: Just because Ralphie's a faggot doesn't mean he's an asshole.
- Ralphie: Dawn? Do you think I'll get into the Hummingbirds next year?
- Dawn Weiner: Boys always get in.
- Ralphie: Do you think they'll go on a trip to Disney World next year also?
- Dawn Weiner: I don't know! Maybe. Depends.
- Ralphie: On what?
- Brandon: Hey, dog-face!
- Dawn Weiner: Drop dead!
- Ralphie: Let's go.
- Brandon: What's the matter, faggot? In a hurry to run home to Mommy?
- Dawn Weiner: Shut up!
- Brandon: Make me, lesbo!
- Dawn Weiner: You think you're so cool!
- Ralphie: You think you're hot shit but you're really just cold diarrhea.
- Brandon: Hoo-HOO! Listen to this faggot!
- Dawn Weiner: Shut up, you asshole!
- Ralphie: Yeah, shut up!
- Brandon: Man, if I were you, faggot, I'd be shittin' in my pants, 'cause when you go to junior high, man, I'm gonna smash that little fairy face of yours into a mushy pulp!
- Dawn Weiner: Yeah, well, at least he won't stay back a year!
- [Brandon knocks her soda out of her hand and laughs]
- Dawn Weiner: Retard!