Jack Warden credited as playing...
- Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to...
- Lucy: I object.
- Saul: Oh, geez.
- Priest: I didn't get to that part yet.
- Jack: I would have to object too.
- Priest: What about you?
- Peter: I'm thinking!
- [Lucy sits in her booth taking tokens. Suddenly, a ring drops in, and she looks up in surprise to see Jack and the entire Callaghan family standing outside the booth]
- Jack: Lucy? I need to ask you a question.
- Elsie: Get down on your knee. It's more romantic.
- Saul: He's proposing. Let him do it!
- Elsie: I *am* letting him do it!
- [Lucy and Jack can barely contain their laughter]
- Jack: Can I come in there, please?
- Lucy: [playfully] I can't. Not without a token.
- [Jack drops in a subway token and goes into the booth, as his family whispers excitedly]
- Jack: Marry me?
- Lucy: Yeah. I love you.
- Jack: I love you back.
- Elsie: I could never make a good pot roast.
- Saul: You need good beef. Argentina has great beef: beef, and Nazis.
- Saul: Did you know I'm Peter's godfather?
- Lucy: Really? I thought you had to be catholic for that.
- Saul: Ox fudged it over. He donated 50 folding chairs to Father O'Shea's bingo night.
- Saul: So, do you have any family?
- Lucy: My mom died when I was really little and a couple of years ago my dad got sick so we moved from Indiana so he could go to research hospital.
- Saul: Research. Another word for very expensive.
- Lucy: Yeah, I had to quit school and I started working for the CTA and about a year ago he decided he had had enough research and he passed away.
- Dr. Rubin: [about Elsie] Is she all right?
- Saul: [quietly] She has a little heart problem, she's had three attacks already.
- Elsie: They weren't attacks, they were episodes.
- Saul: Nothing wrong with her hearing.
- Midge: [Lucy has come to the Callaghans' for Christmas and is sitting on the front steps talking to Saul] Lucy? You came? Oh this is great! Hi, Saul! Hey, come on in, you two, it's freezing out here. Elsie made her eggnog.
- Saul: [whispers to Lucy] A word to the wise: drink soda.
- Jack: Which of the Three Stooges was Peter's favorite?
- Lucy: Curly.
- Jack: Curly. *Ha*!
- Jack: [dejectedly after a short pause] He's everybody's favorite.
- Saul: I like Shemp.
- Saul: I couldn't love you any more if you were my own son. But the fact of the matter is, you're... well you're a putz.
- Peter: Is there a point to this?
