Patricia Heaton credited as playing...
Debra Barone
- Debra Barone: Ok, you know what? I'm tired of this. I'd rather be normal than this.
- [imitates Marie]
- Debra Barone: Ooh, dear how are you. Frosting in a can, so much easier than homemade. Look in that refrigerator. Whoa, smells like there wasn't anything good in here for a while.
- [imitates Frank]
- Debra Barone: Time for desert. Holy crap. I'm not listening anymore, doo dah, doo dah...
- [imitates Robert]
- Debra Barone: Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond.
- [increasingly frustrated]
- Debra Barone: Oh, lucky Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond. EVERYBODY loves Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES Raymond. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!
- [everybody laughs]
- Robert Barone: Do me, now.
- Ray Barone: You said you didn't know me?
- Debra Barone: You were stuffing your pants with food!
- Ray Barone: So? I'm your husband, you're supposed to love me no matter what's in my pants!
- [about Debra's dad's new girlfriend]
- Ray Barone: Well, usually guys his age go for younger women. Instead of going for somebody younger he went for somebody different.
- Debra Barone: Ray!
- Ray Barone: I meant... No! I mean, I always say the opposite phrases of what I say. Like, just this morning I told Debra "I'm soup, can I get some hungry?"
- [laughs nervously]
- Ray Barone: [Debra's mom leaves, Debra looks at Ray menacingly and goes after her mother]
- Ray Barone: Oh, man...
- Frank Barone: Kill is going to Debra you.
- Debra Barone: Honey, show daddy what you drew.
- Ray Barone: That's okay, I can figure it out.
- [Ally hands Ray a drawing]
- Ray Barone: Um, lets see. A big wall of red?
- Ally Barone: No.
- Debra Barone: Ally told me that was a picture of you in hell.
- [Ray has hurt his back and is in bed with Debra]
- Ray Barone: I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while.
- Debra Barone: I wouldn't worry - it's not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.
- Robert Barone: I actually say a prayer that Ray doesn't do so good that day.
- Debra Barone: You say a prayer?
- Robert Barone: Come on, God, get him!
- Debra Barone: [to Robert] It's your life. You do what you want to do.
- Ray Barone: Until you're married... then you do what SHE wants you to do.
- Ray Barone: Shouldn't you be yelling at me, or something?
- Debra Barone: Ray, when you're on the Titanic you lower the lifeboats. You don't stop to yell at the iceberg.
- Debra Barone: Where did you just come from?
- Raymond: I went to the bathroom.
- Debra Barone: No, you didn't.
- Raymond: I'm doing it right now.