Robert Wuhl credited as playing...
Arliss Michaels
- [Show opening voiceover]
- Arliss Michaels: For most of us the dream of becoming a champion remains a fantasy. But for a special few it is very much a reality. We cheer them. We live through them. Athletes are our last warriors. My job is to make their dreams come true. My name is Arliss Michaels. I represent athletes. These are my stories.
- Giselle: Perhaps I underestimated you.
- Arliss Michaels: Oh I hope so. I make my living off of people that underestimate me.
- [Arliss and some clients are playing poker]
- Jerome "The Bus" Bettis: Yeah, Arliss got me $4.6 million up front. What's the bet?
- Arliss Michaels: $2.
- Jerome "The Bus" Bettis: That's too rich for my blood.
- Arliss Michaels: I guess the bus stops here.
- Rita Wu: [Arliss is wondering why one of his clients, a black quarterback can't get on a team] I told you the reason why. It's as clear as black and white.
- Arliss Michaels: More like black and puce. I just picked up a rumor that Theo Holt is gay.
- Kirby Carlisle: Gay? No way. Theo Holt doesn't sing from the mike... We've chased tail together. He's been my wingman for a dozen missions.
- Arliss Michaels: Has he ever shot down any planes?