Kevin Clash credited as playing...
Clifford • Carter • Mulch • Bad Polly • Waldorf • Craniac • Polly Lobster • Animal • Galahad • J.P. Grosse • Lester Tomwater • Miss Piggy • Moo-Ing's henchman • one of the Reggae Rodents
- [Clifford gets into the supply cabinet instead of going through the doors onto the set]
- Kermit the Frog: Clifford, that's the supply cabinet!
- Clifford: I know that, it's a nice supply cabinet too. Nice and quiet. Let's cue the announcer shall we.
- Kermit the Frog: Cue the announcer.
- Nigel: Go Go Go Go Go Go Go!
- [supply cabinet is pushed on set]
- Announcer: And now it's time for "Muppets Tonight" and here's the host of our show - Clifford!
- [Rizzo knocks on supply cabinet door]
- Rizzo the rat: You're on, Clifford!
- The Great Gonzo: Clifford, your problems are solved, I've got an act thats gonna knock your socks off!
- Clifford: Well, put them on, man.
- The Great Gonzo: Your socks?
- Clifford: No, the act!
- Clifford: The only thing that's gonna save us now, Rizzo, is if a world famous superstar walks through that door...
- [door closes on Clifford]
- Rizzo the rat: Or that door.