Jerry Nelson credited as playing...
Statler • Announcer • Mama Fiama • The President • Baby Jerry • Bird Announcer • Camilla the Chicken • Clarissa • Dr. Julius Strangepork • Dr. Watson • Elvis • Ernest Pleth • Ice Station Zebra • J. P. Grosse • Jowls • Lew Zealand • Lobster • Moo-Ing • One of the Elvises • Percy the Ham-Eating Pig • Phil, Rick Moranis' lawyer • Reggae Rodent • Rob Reiner Muppet • Robbie • Robot Abraham Lincoln • Scuzzball • Slim Wilson • The Bird Announcer • Vulture • the head of the network
- [Clifford gets into the supply cabinet instead of going through the doors onto the set]
- Kermit the Frog: Clifford, that's the supply cabinet!
- Clifford: I know that, it's a nice supply cabinet too. Nice and quiet. Let's cue the announcer shall we.
- Kermit the Frog: Cue the announcer.
- Nigel: Go Go Go Go Go Go Go!
- [supply cabinet is pushed on set]
- Announcer: And now it's time for "Muppets Tonight" and here's the host of our show - Clifford!
- [Rizzo knocks on supply cabinet door]
- Rizzo the rat: You're on, Clifford!