Gary Bakewell credited as playing...
Richard Mayhew
- Anasthesia: Do you like cat?
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: Yes, I quite like cats.
- Anasthesia: Leg or Breast?
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: What kind of meat is it?
- 'Floating Market' Food Vendor: Crow.
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: I'll take three vegetable curries then.
- Mr. Croup: I am Mr Croup, and this is my Brother Mr Vandemaar.
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: Brother? Shouldn't you have the same name?
- Mr. Croup: What a brain, Mr Vandemaar! Keen and incisive. Some of us are so sharp, we could cut ourselves!
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: Excuse me, are you Mentally Ill?
- The Marquis De Carabas: I don't think that's likely, why?
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: One of us must be.
- The Marquis De Carabas: Don't look down.
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: AHH!
- The Marquis De Carabas: Someone wasn't listening, was he?
- Mr. Croup: When you said you had no knowledge of the Young Lady's whereabouts, we have reason to believe you were Embroidering the Truth! More than just a little...
- Richard Oliver Mayhew: Yeah? Well you said you were her brother!
- Mr. Croup: All men are Brothers, Mr. Mayhew.