Connie Britton credited as playing...
- Nikki: [on the phone] No, mom, I'm not a lesbian. What? No, mom! I'm not a lesbian! I sleep with men. I sleep with lots of men. I'm a slut for God's sake!
- Mike: Anybody read this? Bingo died.
- Karen: Ohh! Who's Bingo?
- Mike: Only the city's most decorated police dog.
- Nikki: Oh, yeah, right. He pulled that drowning kid out of the reservoir.
- James: And didn't he sniff out 10 kilos of cocaine at La Guardia?
- Mike: Yeah. Poor little guy didn't sleep for weeks after that.
- Mike: Why don't you like me anymore?
- Nikki: I don't want to talk to you about this. You're just going to confuse me. You're too charming, you're too smart, you're too clever.
- Mike: I can change.
- Nikki: [on the phone] I'm sorry I scared you mother. It was a simple, run-of-the-mill orgasm.
- [On erections]
- Nikki: Can't you guys control those things?
- Stuart: Not always.
- Mike: You can scold it, or smack it around a little bit. That only seems to encourage it.
- Nikki: I am fascinated.
- James: Sometimes all it takes is a thought, memory... sometimes all it takes is a slight breeze.
- Nikki: Oh, Stuart, one day you're going to make some woman very, very unhappy.
- [why Mike's not interested in kissing her after she is 2 hours late home]
- Mike: By 9.30, well, something had built up. Let's call it... tension. And you know me... I'm a problem solver!
- Nikki: Oh... Mike!
- Stuart: Nice dress Nikki. Who are you gonna meet - Felicity?
- Nikki: You actually watch Felicity?
- Stuart: Not since she cut her hair.
