Richard Kind credited as playing...
Paul Lassiter
- Paul: You know, I suck up to you until I'm out of suck and I'm out of up, and what do you do? You come in, you take my office! Why don't you say we switch roles for a minute, okay? How bout you kiss *my* ass for a while?
- Claudia Sacks Lassiter: You are the man with the rose at a table away from the bathroom? I missed you, Paulie!
- Paul: Oh Claudia, I missed you too!
- Claudia Sacks Lassiter: I missed you more!
- Paul: Oh no, I don't think that's possible, you don't know my capacity for missing somebody!
- Claudia Sacks Lassiter: Well I couldn't even concentrate!
- Paul: That's nothing! I couldn't sleep!
- Claudia Sacks Lassiter: I couldn't eat!
- Paul: Really? How did you stay alive?