Andrea Bendewald credited as playing...
Maddy Piper
- Maddy: Are you aware that we are out of legal sized writing pads? We only have letter sized! I can't work like this!
- Maddy: Oh, come on Luis! We live in a universe with certain natural laws. The earth revolves around the sun. Red Sox never win the series and I always reject you!
- Susan: It's career day at my old junior high. You're more than welcome to come.
- Maddy: Mmmmm... No thanks, I already have a career.
- Vicki: Yeah... office hag!
- Maddy: Vicki, I could responds to your childish remark by mentioning that your hair would embarrass a troll doll but I'm not going to sink to your level.
- Vicki: Hag!
- Maddy: Freak!
- Vicki: Skank!
- Maddy: Get a hat!