David Strickland credited as playing...
Todd Stities
- Todd: When are you going to grow up? I don't want the twins keeping their money in a piggy bong the way that I did!
- Todd: I came in here wearing a brand new pair of size ten sneakers. I'm not leaving in some green European freak boots.
- Girl in audience: So, do you need a college degree to work in a magazine?
- Vicki: No, not if you're sleeping with the boss.
- Susan: Excuse me!
- Luis: No, don't excuse it Vicki.
- Jack: Oh, shut up Luis.
- Luis: No, you shut up.
- Jack: You shut up.
- Vicki: [to Jack] You shut up.
- Todd: [to Vicki] You shut up!
- Vicki: [to Todd] I'm on your side!
- Boy in audience: yeah, I'm confused... which one of you is sleeping with the boss?
- Todd: I don't want to sit at this desk for the rest of my life trashing bands! I want some other bitter wannabe trashing me!
- Todd: Ok, if you are going to stay here, let's get some ground rules straight. No parties, no drugs, no surprise guests. I don't want the narcs kicking in the door like they did at my 6th birthday party!