Scott Weinger: Aladdin

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Aladdin

Aladdin: I was so stupid to think I could change him.
Genie: Trying to show him a better life wasn't stupid, Al.
Genie: [speaking with his hand, high voice] Leaving him alone with the parrot, that was stupid.

Aladdin: [holding the Hand of Midas] After all these years you finally have your treasure!
Cassim: [taking it from him] This thing? No. This wretched thing almost cost me the ultimate treasure. It's you son, you are my ultimate treasure. I'm just sorry it took me so long to realize it. The Hand of Midas... can take its curse to the bottom of the SEA!
[Cassim tosses the hand right onto the boat where the seven remaining thieves are, the hand then changes the entire boat into gold]
Behrang: It's gold! It turned everything to solid gold!
[without warning, the boat begins to sink]
Omid: OOH, WE'RE SINKING!
[the seven thieves panic until they get stranded out to sea]

[after Iago comes back]
Iago: [breathlessly] Al's... Dad... Sa'luk...
Princess Jasmine: [picks him up] Just take a deep breath, Iago. Now what about Aladdin's father?
Iago: It's Sa'luk! The guy Al beat! He's not beat; he's back! And he's got Cassim!
Aladdin: [knowingly] That's his problem! He chose to go back to that life.
Genie: Al, I know your dad made a lot of bad choices - but that doesn't mean you have to.
Princess Jasmine: He is your father. How can you do anything else?
[Aladdin turns away and thinks about it]
Aladdin: I'm being as stubborn as he was.
[after a pause]
Aladdin: [smiles] Show me the way!

Aladdin: Well, they have no where to go. We got them trapped.
Iago: We? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.

Genie: Bad new, Al. The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds!
Aladdin: [Referencing to the crowd of guest] Genie, isn't it a little late for that?
Genie: What? What are you trying to say? Out with it! What-wha...
Genie: [Finally notices crowd] ... hehe. They're he-e-ere. OH NO-HO-HO-HO!
Genie: [Transforms into The White Rabbit from "Alice In Wonderland"] I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!
[Runs out of room]

Cassim: [pressing Aladdin to the floor] You don't stand a chance against the King of Thieves!
Aladdin: [grunting] When I get up, I'll bow to you!

Genie: Hello? Somebody's gonna be late for his own wedding!
Aladdin: Hold on Genie, there's something I need.
Genie: [winks] I gotcha.
[winks and turns into a woman popping out of a cake]
Genie: It's a bachelor party, big boy!
Genie: [to Carpet with a mug of beer] None for you! You're the designated flyer.

The Magic Oracle: Have you chosen your question?
Aladdin: I have.
The Magic Oracle: Then ask.
Aladdin: Where is my father?
The Magic Oracle: [points off into the distance] Follow the trail of the Forty Thieves. Your father is trapped within their world.
Aladdin: Forty Thieves? Is he hurt? How long has he been their prisoner?
The Magic Oracle: [vanishing] I'm sorry, I can only answer one question.

Aladdin: [arriving at the Vanishing Isle] The Vanishing Isle.
Princess Jasmine: On the back of a giant turtle.
Aladdin: And never in the same place twice. Let's get closer.
[Genie drops in by parachute]
Genie: [impersonating John Rambo] Time to rock and roll, dudes!
[starts firing his gun wildly while the thieves duck. Sa'luk grabs Cassim and walks away. Jasmine, Abu, and Carpet confront the thieves, who charge at them. Carpet rolls up and flies toward them, bowling them over. Jasmine runs forward. One of the thieves swings at her, but misses. She then punches another one in the gut. Abu jumps on three of them, pulling their turbans down over their eyes. Two more corner Carpet, but he flies up causing them to smack into each other, then flies under them flipping them over]

Cassim: [after he and Aladdin find the Hand of Midas] Pity I didn't find this place years ago. This would be much easier if I were much younger!
[Aladdin makes a jump for it]
Cassim: ALADDIN!
[Aladdin makes it onto the floating hand]
Aladdin: [triumphantly] See? It pays to have a junior partner!