Jeff Daniels credited as playing...
Roger
- Anita: [after believing Roger is taking Perdy, holding up her purse] Now, release my dog, or I'll hit you again!
- Roger: Your dog?
- Anita: Yes. That is my dog, will you let her go?
- Roger: Excuse me.
- [lifts Perdy's leg as Pongo hides his head, turns back to Anita]
- Roger: He's a she.
- Anita: [nods] Mm-hmm.
- Roger: [Pongo appears from behind Anita; miserably] Hello, Pongo.
- [Pongo whines]
- Anita: Why are you all wet?
- Roger: [Little guilty] I went swimming in the pond.
- Anita: Oh, you should've had. The water's filthy.
- Roger: Yeah, and it tastes like fish.
- Anita: And you've lost a shoe, did you know that?
- Roger: Yes, I did. As a matter of fact I did. I noticed it running down the gravel path.
- Anita: I'm so sorry, I mean, you know I thought if you were silly enough to go swimming in a dirty pond you'd be silly enough to not realize that you've lost a shoe.
- Roger: Actually I crashed my bicycle in the pond. The only part of my body that wasn't injured was my head. But now, thanks to you, I got the complete set of bodily injuries. Well, it was nice being assaulted by you miss...
- Anita: [She and Roger shake hands] My name's Anita, and yours is Roger. I read it on your dog's identification.
- Roger: Oh, well, nice meeting you. I-- I hope I didn't alarm you.
- Roger: Did Anita tell you the news?
- Cruella De Vil: [smiles]
- Roger: She's going to have a baby.
- Cruella De Vil: [frowns with a disgusted look] Is this true?
- Anita: Yes.
- Cruella De Vil: Oh you poor thing. I'm so sorry.
- Anita: We're very excited about it Cruella.
- Cruella De Vil: You can't be serious.
- Roger: She is.
- Cruella De Vil: Well what can I say? Accidents will happen.
- Roger: Oh, thank you, officer! How can we ever repay you?
- Police Officer: Well, your dogs were the only ones with identification tags. We have no idea which puppy goes where. Our records indicate that so far nobody has called to claim the other puppies. Now, they need a home, or-- well, they go to the pound.
- [Anita gasps and Pongo and Perdita bark Roger looks at her]
- Anita: Oh, no. No. No, no, no, no. Uh-- Uh-- Roger, we can't -- we don't have room.
- Roger: Well, we'll get a bigger place.
- Nanny: We have 17 as it is. What's a few more?
- Roger: We'll work something out.
- Anita: [to Perdita] Oh. You'll have dozens of children, you know. Well, I won't have them chewing up the carpets, barking until all hours of the night. All right. Everyone inside before we all get cold.
- Police Officer: Unload the puppies.
- [All the puppies go inside the house]
- Roger: I can barely believe it. Our baby is a year old. We have a new house, a new life...
- Anita: And we have each other.
- Roger: We have Nanny.
- Nanny: And I have the three of you.
- Roger: We have two wonderful dogs.
- Anita: And they have their children.
- Nanny: And their stepchildren.
- Anita: And they have their children.
- Roger: And their stepchildren have children.
- Anita: And their children have children.
- Nanny: And speaking of children...
- Anita: Roger, darling, I've got the most wonderful news.
- [Cruella is in their home]
- Anita: Cruella!
- Cruella De Vil: Anita, darling!
- [Both Pongo and Perdita growl at her]
- Cruella De Vil: Oh, Anita. Those dazzling dogs! And you must be Rufus.
- Roger: No, it's--it's Roger. And it's a pleasure, Miss De Vil.
- [He extends his hand]
- Cruella De Vil: What's a pleasure?
- Roger: Uh, making your acquaintance.
- Cruella De Vil: Such a sweet thought. I wish I could reciprocate. Tell me, darling, you married him for his dog.
- [laughs]
- Cruella De Vil: Oh, darling, I've missed you so. I hate that you've taken leave.
- Anita: But I'm still working. Um, you've been getting my sketches?
- Cruella De Vil: Well, it's not the same thing. I miss the interaction... And what is it that you do... that allows you to support Anita in such... splendor?
- Roger: I design video games.
- Cruella De Vil: Video games?
- Roger: Mm-hmm.
- Cruella De Vil: Is he having me on?
- Anita: Oh, no, he's very good at it. Um, and it's a growing business.
- Cruella De Vil: Those horrible noisy things that children play with on their televisions? Someone designs them? What a senseless thing to do with your life.
- Roger: Oh, did Anita tell you the news? She's going to have a baby.
- Cruella De Vil: Is this true?
- Anita: Yes.
- Cruella De Vil: Oh, you poor thing! I'm so sorry.
- Anita: We're very excited about it, Cruella.
- Cruella De Vil: You can't be serious.
- Roger: She is!
- Cruella De Vil: Well, what can I say? Accidents will happen.
- Roger: We're having puppies, too!
- Cruella De Vil: Puppies! You have been a busy boy. Well, I must say, that's somewhat better news. I adore puppies! I'll expect a decline in your work product.
- Anita: Oh, I shouldn't think so.
- Cruella De Vil: Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.
- Anita: Oh, well, it won't be for another eight months.
- Cruella De Vil: The puppies, darling.
- [Pongo and Perdita growl at her]
- Cruella De Vil: Ooh. I've no use for babies. Cheerio! Cheerio, darling!
- [She leaves]
- [Cruella arrives at the house]
- Cruella De Vil: Anita? Anita. There you are! Where are the puppies? They should have arrived by now.
- [Both Pongo and Perdita growl at her]
- Cruella De Vil: How marvelous. How marvelous! How perfect--
- [gets a good look at the puppies]
- Cruella De Vil: Oh, the devil take it! They're mongrels! No spots! No spots at all! What horrible little white rats!
- Anita: Oh, but their spots don't come 'til later.
- Cruella De Vil: You're sure?
- Anita: Yes.
- Cruella De Vil: All right, put them in a bag. I'll take them with me now.
- Roger: What? They were just born!
- Cruella De Vil: I can see that!
- Anita: But, Cruella, the puppies have to be with their mother for several weeks. They're not ready to leave.
- Cruella De Vil: Fine, put the little brutes on reserve for me. How much would you like?
- Roger: They're not for sale.
- Cruella De Vil: Oh? You've come into some money, have you? Did you design some silly game... that will drive the delinquent kiddies into frenzies of video delight?
- Roger: As a matter of fact, I have...
- Anita: No, no, what Roger means to say... is-is that we're not sure we're going to sell the puppies.
- Cruella De Vil: Anita, don't be ridiculous! You can't possibly afford to keep them. I'll pay you twice what they're worth. Come now. I'm being more than generous.
- [Write a check]
- Cruella De Vil: $500!
- Anita: Oh!
- Cruella De Vil: $7,500! Fair? $2 per spot.
- Anita: But, Cruella, what would you do with 15 puppies?
- Roger: But that's irrelevant, Anita. She can't have any because they're not for sale!
- Cruella De Vil: I'm getting very tired of you, Roland!
- Roger: Roger!
- Cruella De Vil: Whatever.
- [Tries to hand them the check]
- Cruella De Vil: Take it. Take it.
- [yelling]
- Cruella De Vil: TAKE IT!
- Anita: Cruella... the puppies are not for sale.
- Cruella De Vil: You're quite... sure?
- Roger, Anita: Yes.
- Cruella De Vil: All right, keep the little beasts. Do what you like with them. Drown them, for all I care! You're a fool, Anita. I've no use for fools.
- [rips up the check]
- Cruella De Vil: You're fired! You're finished! You'll never work in fashion again! I'm through with all of you! I'll get even! Just wait! You'll be sorry, you fools! You idiot!
- [She storms out of the house]