Greg Cruttwell credited as playing...
Allan Hopper
- Allan Hopper: How can you take this loser's word? You can't believe him!
- Teddy Peppers: I'll take his word over yours. It's been my experience, more often than not, that a loser has more honor than a winner.
- Allan Hopper: You know, I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I was raised in a trailer park. My father abandoned us, and my mother couldn't even afford to send us to college. Now, I may be an asshole, but I've worked hard to become one.
- Allan Hopper: You fed him last night? Flavored his food with bacon?
- Susan Parish: Yes
- Allan Hopper: Good girl.
- Susan Parish: Me or the dog?
- Allan Hopper: The dog is a boy.