George Hearn credited as playing...
Red
- Charlie: By the way, Carface, what did you trade Red for your collar?
- Carface: He wanted the bottom of my shoes, or something. Hehehe. I don't even wear shoes. Ah, stupid cat.
- Red: [from the hole which he went back to Hell through] Stupid dog! It was your soul!
- [Demons rise up from the hole and pull Carface into the hole as the others look down]
- Carface: Let me go! Red! This is not good! Red, no! Not the flames!
- Itchy: What do you know? And I thought all dogs go to Heaven.
- [first lines]
- Carface: [on the payphone] Boss, uh...
- Red: Something happened. What's wrong?
- Carface: You'll have the item today, just like we agreed. It's as good as in your hands. Nothing can go wrong!
- Red: You contemptible canine!
- Carface: Don't call me canine!
- [Red grumbles]
- Carface: Do you know the meaning of patience?
- Red: [the phone receiver burns in Carface's hand] Silence! As long as dogs are involved, ANYTHING CAN GO WRONG!
- Carface: [hangs up] I'll take that as a no. Sheesh, what a hothead!
- [the sound of change is heard]
- Carface: [checks] Ah, keep the quarter.
- [Carface puts his halo on and leaves as the receiver burns and smokes up without notice]
- Red: [singing] It feels so good to be bad! So delicious to be a despicable cad. It's just so thrilling and so fulfilling to give somebody the worst time they've ever had!
- Red: You dogs have enjoyed a state of grace for far too long, wouldn't you agree Carface?
- Carface: Er, yeah, whatever you say Boss.
- Red: All these cells, filled with dogs... can you see it?
- Carface: Oh yeah, er sure.
- Red: And me playing Gabriel's Horn! Can you hear it?
- Carface: Oh sure, just put your lips together and blow?
- Red: And then, the grand finale!
- Carface: That's er, that's not coming in so clear actual.
- Red: Oh it will, and all thanks to Charlie Barkin!
- [laughs evilly]
- Red: Make sure he doesn't disappoint me!
- Carface: You got it Boss!
- Red: [singing] It's so so stirring, I feel like purring!
- Carface: It's deeply pleasing to be the reason...
- Red, Carface: So many will be so sad!
- Red: Three cheers for treachery! It feel so good to be bad!