Tameka Empson credited as playing...
- Leah: Don't suppose you've got any jobs in your new pub?
- Sandra: No. But if I ever do turn it into a brothel I'll get back to you, ok?
- Sandra: It's not natural, is it?
- Jamie: What ain't?
- Sandra: A girl her age being into Mama Cass.
- Leah: She's got a really beautiful voice.
- Sandra: And what's wrong with Madonna?
- Leah: She's a slag.
- Sandra: Hypocrite.
- Leah Russell: I wish I was the one that was going away. Nothing ever happens around here. I gets up in the morning, bake my face in half a ton of slap, tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer, that's it. It's the same every bleeding day. There's fuck-all to look forward to.
- Leah: Come on Slasher, let's go.
- Sandra: Slasher? What do you slash, crepe paper?
- Leah: He's incontinent.
- Leah: It's your bird. She talks to me like I've got "cunt" written on me forehead.
- Tony: You shouldn't use words like "bird".