Bruce Willis credited as playing...
Muddy
- Muddy Grimmes: You got any last words before I kill you?
- Butt-head: I have a couple. Butt cheeks.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and boobs. I just wanna say that again. Boobs.
- Muddy Grimmes: I'm gonna blow you both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do!
- Butt-head: Cool.
- Muddy Grimmes: I'll pay you 10 grand plus expenses, all payable after you do her.
- Butt-head: Uh, do her?
- Muddy Grimmes: That's right, do her. I'm offering you $10,000 plus expenses to do my wife. We got a deal?
- Beavis: Actually, we just want to watch TV.
- Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis. Uh... Yeah, we'll do your wife.
- Beavis: No! I wanna watch TV!
- Butt-head: [slaps Beavis] Damn it, Beavis, you butt-munch. This guy wants us to score with his wife, and he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.
- [after Beavis and Butt-head enter the motel room]
- Muddy Grimmes: Man, Earl said you guys were young, but, jeez. Oh, well. As long as you can get the job done. What are your names?
- Butt-head: Uh, Butt-head.
- Beavis: Oh, I'm Beavis.
- Muddy Grimmes: Well, that's all right. I'd rather not know your real names, anyway. Mine's Muddy.
- Muddy Grimmes: [showing a photo of Dallas] Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas. She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me. You gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her.
- Butt-head: Whoa. Uh huh huh huh. Cool.
- Muddy Grimmes: Alright, listen, this is important: my wife's got this leather satchel. I need you to bring it back. Sentimental value, know what I mean? Any questions?
- Butt-head: Uh, does she have big hooters?
- Muddy Grimmes: Heh heh, she sure does!