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Mike Judge in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

Richard Linklater: Tour Bus Driver

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

Richard Linklater credited as playing...

Tour Bus Driver

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  • Beavis: Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!
  • Bus Driver: Hey, buddy, sit down.
  • Beavis: Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people... but they've probably scored!
  • Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN!
  • Beavis: [motioning to Martha] It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!
  • Old Guy: [nodding] Oh, yeah.
  • Beavis: But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!
  • Bus Driver: [fed up with being disobeyed] ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT, NUMB-NUTS!
  • [tackles Beavis to the floor]

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