Cloris Leachman credited as playing...
Old Woman on Plane and Bus
- Little Old Lady: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
- Beavis: Really? I poop too much.
- Little Old Lady: Oh. Maybe you're lactose intolerant.
- Beavis: I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.
- Little Old Lady: Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
- Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score.
- Little Old Lady: Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
- Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
- Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
- Butt-head: Cool.
- Little Old Lady: It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
- Beavis: Yeah. I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be sluts everywhere. It's gonna rule.
- Little Old Lady: Well, that's nice.
- Little Old Lady: [to her husband] I want you to meet two nice boys.
- [She introduces Beavis first]
- Little Old Lady: This is Travis and Bob.
- [to Butt-head]
- Little Old Lady: And, what's your last name, dear?
- Butt-head: Uh, Head. My first name is Butt.
- [Getting back on the bus]
- Butt-head: Wait a minute. We can't leave Washington till we find that chick.
- Little Old Lady: Oh, we're a long way from Washington, Bob. This is the Hoover Dam.
- Beavis: Dam? Heh heh. I'll be damned.
- [Arriving at the Hoover Dam]
- Beavis: We're in Washington.
- Butt-head: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna score.
- Little Old Lady: Actually, son, we're at the Hoover Dam.
- Beavis: No, no. We're in WASHINGTON!
- Butt-head: Yeah. WE'RE GONNA SCORE NOW!