Calista Flockhart credited as playing...
Barbara Keeley
- Senator Kevin Keeley: [in drag] No one will dance with me. I think it's this dress. I told them white would make me look fat.
- Barbara Keeley: [in female drag] What about me? I'm just as pretty as the rest of these guys!
- Louise Keeley: Who is this boy, Barbie? When was the last time you saw him?
- Barbara Keeley: Please don't call me Barbie. This afternoon at two o'clock. We've been sleeping together for a year.
- Senator Kevin Keeley: Oh God, has he been tested?
- Louise Keeley: Oh, Kevin!
- Barbara Keeley: Yes, and so have I.
- [Louise screams]
- Senator Kevin Keeley: Look, this will just have to wait until after the election. I can't deal with this now.
- Louise Keeley: Where does this young man come from, Barbie..ra? Who is his father?
- Barbara Keeley: [tensely] His father... is in the arts. On the council. The Council of cultural Arts.
- Barbara Keeley: Really?
- Senator Kevin Keeley: The ones that funded the Mapplethorpe exhibit?
- Barbara Keeley: No, no. Goodness, no. He's a cultural attache to Greece.
- Louise Keeley: Really?
- Senator Kevin Keeley: What the hell is that?
- Louise Keeley: That... that.s a diplomatic post, isn.t it? Almost like an ambassador? What does the mother do?
- Barbara Keeley: She's a... housewife.
- Louise Keeley: Well, that's really refreshing, isn't it, Kevin?
- Senator Kevin Keeley: I don't want to talk about this now.