David St. James credited as playing...
Motorcycle Cop
- Motorcycle Cop: [Steve and Mike are high on nitrous oxide and have been pulled over] Tell me, Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
- Mike: [Mike licks lips nervously] Wellll... I got a 426 Hemi in her. Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters. I can get 'er up to as good as 155.
- [reassuringly]
- Mike: Never do, though. Of course, I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari!
- [slaps Officer on the arm and laughs uproariously, until he sees the other Officer is seething in anger and not laughing]
- Mike: ... I guess I was going about 65... tops?
- Motorcycle Cop: SEVEN!
- [Mike reacts]
- Motorcycle Cop: Seven miles an hour.
- Motorcycle Cop: And normally, when I stop people, they pull on the shoulder!
- [Mike looks out the window, then cringes when he realizes he's parked on the center line]
- Motorcycle Cop: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
- Mike: Meoff, Jack.
- [turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Meoff"]