Natalie Portman credited as playing...
Marty
- Marty: If I'm not mistaken, you've come back here to the house of loneliness and tears, to Daddy Downer and Brother Bummer, to come to some sort of decision about life, a life decision if you will.
- Marty: What we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, binging on Entemmann's and listening to old Pink Floyd CD's.
- Willie Conway: What are you doing?
- Marty: Another exciting Saturday night.
- Willie Conway: You got many exciting Saturday nights in your future.
- Marty: Yeah, yeah. So your lady's here, huh?
- Willie Conway: Yeah, yeah.
- Marty: I saw her. She- she's really pretty.
- Willie Conway: She's OK. She's not as pretty as you, though.
- Marty: Kinda got that boob-thing going for her .
- Willie Conway: Yeah, and she can get into R-rated movies.
- Marty: Two words not in her vocabulary: "lunch money".
- Willie Conway: So, ummm, so what do we do?
- Marty: Alas poor Romeo we can't do diddly. You'll go to penitentiary. I'll be the laughing stock of the brownies.