Peter Martin credited as playing...
Ernie
- Women on picket line: [chanting] The miners, united, will never be defeated.
- Andy: Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
- Ernie: Can they do that, women?
- Andy: What?
- Ernie: Piss in the wind.
- Jim: No, Ernie. That's just the point.
- Ernie: No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
- Jim: All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
- Andy: Bloody hell. So much to choose from.
- Phil: Fart in a force ten?
- Jim: By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.
- Harry: Steady lads. My missus does that.
- All: [guffaw]
- Harry: You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!
- [Danny has just said in his speech that he will refuse the trophy, but Ernie picks it up anyway]
- Albert Hall Judge: Oy, he said he wasn't accepting it!
- Ernie: Don't talk so bloody soft.