Jack Black credited as playing...
Rick
- Steven Kovacs: [Answers the phone] Hello?
- Rick: Bingo! "My Three Sons"!
- Steven Kovacs: Chip and Ernie Douglas.
- Rick: I have a list here of every cable installer fired in the last four years. Check out some of these names: Murray Slaughter, George Jetson, Jean Luc Picard, there's even a guy who liked to be called "The Big Ragu".
- Steven Kovacs: Carmine from "Laverne & Shirley".
- Rick: That's so sad that you know that. Anyway, the cable company has just fired somebody six months ago named Darrin Stephens. You may remember his boss, Larry Tate, from a little show called "Bewitched".
- Steven Kovacs: So... He doesn't even work for the cable company.
- Rick: Yahtzee! They booted his ass for stalking customers. This guy is deeply troubled. If I were you, I'd lock up *tight*.
- Rick: Look, Chip Douglas, I don't know what your story is, but I'm going to find out!
- Chip Douglas: Well, don't dig too deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava!