Janeane Garofalo credited as playing...
Medieval Waitress
- [Chip has brought Steven to "Medieval Times". A waitress in the Medieval Times role of a wench approaches them]
- Wench: [flatly] Welcome to Medieval Times. My name is Melinda. I'll be your serving wench. May I get you something from the bar keep?
- Chip Douglas: [too into it] Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!
- Wench: [uninspired] I'll be right back my lord.
- [She leaves]
- Chip Douglas: My thanks to ye, fair wench!