Christopher McDonald credited as playing...
Coach Kimball
- Lurch: Yo, coach, I'll play. Just give me a chance. I can handle the rock.
- Coach Kimball: I'll call you if I need you, Lurch.
- Lurch: Don't dog me, coach. I've got the bad crap.
- Coach Kimball: Well, I'll tell you what, you take the bad crap and this basketball and DO THE DRILLS! Now!
- [Lurch misses a sure slam dunk]
- Coach Kimball: I hate my life.