Andrew Kemler credited as playing...
Preston Nutter
- George Noon: [interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals] Oh, stop!
- James Humphrey: That's sick!
- Frenchy Cabazon: I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key!
- Preston Nutter: No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E-flat minor.
- Frenchy Cabazon: The song's in F-sharp major!
- Shannon Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp.
- Frenchy Cabazon: No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!
- George Noon: No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
- O.D. Loutzenheiser: But isn't A-sharp in C major?
- Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?
- Frenchy Cabazon: A-sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!
- James Humphrey: No, it isn't!
- Israel Swan: Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.
- Frenchy Cabazon: Oh well, you guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!
- James Humphrey: Oh, see, you know we're right!
- Frenchy Cabazon: You guys don't even know what it *means* to be a trapper.
- Preston Nutter: Yeah! Tell 'em, French.
- Frenchy Cabazon: I can catch a helpless animal,/skin it with my bare hands./I wake up muddy,/and I go to bed bloody,/'cause I'm a trappin' man./I can brave the nastiest weather.
- O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Weather!
- Frenchy Cabazon: Even if it's 80 below.
- O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Below!
- Frenchy Cabazon: My pa was an elephant,/but that's irrelevant./My ma was an Eskimo./I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
- O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Breakfast!
- Frenchy Cabazon: With beaver butt on the side.
- O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: The side!
- Frenchy Cabazon: My mind's magnificent and my body no different./I'm full of trapper pride!/Yo-ho!
- Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!
- O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!
- Preston Nutter: Rip their fur,/cut their skin with my knife./Yo-ho!
- Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!
- O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!
- Frenchy Cabazon: One thing's for sure,/there's nothing like a trappin' life!
- O.D. Loutzenheiser: You ain't trappers.
- Frank Miller: No, we're miners.
- Preston Nutter: You're diggers!
- O.D. Loutzenheiser: Trapper horse ain't supposed to be with no digger!
- James Humphrey: Nice hat!