Emilio Estevez credited as playing...
Gordon Bombay
- Gordon Bombay: I was like you, Charlie. When I played hockey, I was a total hotshot, tried to take control of every game. I wound up quitting. So I tried the law. Same thing. I rule in the courtroom, but inside, I'm a mess. I started drinking. Man, I was going down, but then this great thing happened. Maybe the best thing ever. I got arrested and sentenced to community service. And there you were, Charlie and the Ducks. And as hard as I fought it, there you were. You gave me a life, Charlie and I want to say thank you. I told Orion about all this when I talked to him about taking over. I told him that you were the heart of the team and that you would learn something from each other. I told him that you were the real Minnesota Miracle Man.
- Charlie Conway: [astonished] You did?
- Gordon Bombay: [nods] I did. So be that man, Charlie. Be that man.
- Gordon Bombay: [to the board] These scholarships, an offer, became a binding contract upon the signatures of the recipients and acceptance by the Ducks. They cannot be voided except for cause which I guarantee you, you have none. Should you decide to pursue their cancellation, I will slap you with an injunction. I will tie this matter up in court for years until long after these kids have gone on to college. And I will collect damages. I will win because I am very, very good. You know why I'm so good? Because I had a good education. You gave it to me and you're gonna give it to these kids.
- Coach Orion: [to Charlie] He is good.
- Charlie Conway: Just getting started.
- Gordon Bombay: [to priest] Excuse me, one second.
- [takes Hans' jersey and lays it on the coffin, then addresses the 'Ducks']
- Gordon Bombay: Every time you touch the ice, remember that it was Hans who taught us to fly.
- Gordon Bombay: [while walking down the hall with Charlie, he leads him to a trophy cabinet and motions to a picture of himself] Check this out. Look at that hair. I look like Greg Brady.
- [he and Charlie chuckle]
- Charlie Conway: [Gordon has set Charlie's alarm for 6AM] Go away.
- Gordon Bombay: Can't do that. Come on.
- [flips Charlie and his mattress over]
- Gordon Bombay: Get dressed, Charlie.
- Gordon Bombay: Thank you. It's a great honor to be here today to introduce you to a truly great group of kids. Sure, they can be a little rambunctious. They've run me ragged and played more than their fair share of pranks. I still haven't forgotten about those eggs, but I hung in there, and they hung in there for me. We became the Quack Attack, the Flying "V'' and the Bash Brothers. I've never had a better time. These kids are winners, each and every one of them. But more than that, these are good people. I hope that they enrich and enliven your school and your lives the way they have mine.
- Charlie Conway: The school looks stuffy, but we'll loosen it up. Huh, Coach?
- Gordon Bombay: [sighs] I'm not gonna be your coach this year, Charlie.
- Charlie Conway: Yeah. Very funny.
- Gordon Bombay: I just got the official word. The Junior Goodwill Games Committee has named me Director of Player Personnel. I'm gonna be in charge of their junior hockey program worldwide.
- Charlie Conway: Well, don't go.
- Gordon Bombay: Charlie, I can't pass up this opportunity.
- Charlie Conway: But you can pass us up, right? I mean, you dump us in some stupid school and now...
- Gordon Bombay: I'm not dumping you anywhere. Eden Hall is a great chance for you. Charlie, I will always...
- Charlie Conway: Coach, please... don't go.
- Gordon Bombay: Charlie, I know it's hard. I... I understand what you're going thr...
- Charlie Conway: No, no. No, you don't understand. You obviously don't even have a clue.
- [walks away from Gordon]