Shaun Weiss credited as playing...
Goldberg
- Charlie Conway: Goldberg! Goldie, I knew you could do it!
- Goldberg: Don't ever do that to me again!
- Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you scored. We win!
- Goldberg: [When Fulton shoots in the puck towards Goldberg] Ow! Hey, watch it, please! That hurt.
- Fulton: Sorry, Goldberg.
- Goldberg: Oh, no problem, guys. Life isn't bad enough, I gotta worry about being nailed off the ice too. Why am I always getting shot at?
- Fulton: You're a goalie, dude. Deal.
- Goldberg: Well put. Thanks, Fulton. Real sensitive.
- Fulton: You're welcome.
- Coach Orion: Goldberg! When's the last time you practiced?
- Goldberg: Well, uh, we don't really practice, per se. We either play or play around. You know, have fun. You know, that thing that makes you smile and laugh. Ha, ha, ha!
- [Coach Orion glares at him]
- Goldberg: Okay, I'll shut up.
- Coach Orion: [During practice when the Ducks are skating] Work those legs, Gaffney! Where's your energy?
- Julie Gaffney: I think I'm gonna be sick.
- [leans over the boards and vomits]
- Goldberg: [chuckles] One cupcake over the line, Cat Lady.
- Goldberg: Hey, ref. You know, you can call this thing now and we can all get home in time to see "Melrose."