Rupert Everett credited as playing...
Lord Rutledge
- Lord Rutledge: From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.
- Lord Rutledge: You know, I do all sorts of tricks. Do you know what my specialty is?
- Kyle Grant: No.
- Lord Rutledge: I can make noisy little boys disappear.
- [Dunston has a cigarette in his mouth]
- Lord Rutledge: I thought you were giving up.
- [rolls his eyes]
- Lord Rutledge: It'll stunt your growth; now give it back.
- [Dunston shakes his head]
- Lord Rutledge: [annoyed] Dunston, I'm a little too busy with your ever-so-amusing little games. Now will you please give it back?
- [Dunston spits the cigarette out, nailing Lord Rutledge in the face, and laughs]
- Lord Rutledge: Monkey spit, how delicious.