Graham Sack credited as playing...
Brian Grant
- Brian Grant: [to Kyle] If anything happens to me, there's a box of magazines under my bed.
- Kyle Grant: Yeah?
- Brian Grant: Get rid of 'em, okay?
- Robert Grant: Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage.
- Kyle Grant: I didn't throw him in the garbage.
- Robert Grant: Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat.
- Kyle Grant: He jumped off the dog walk.
- Robert Grant: The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
- Kyle Grant: He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over.
- Robert Grant: Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.
- Brian: [to Kyle] Way to blow the tip, psycho.
- Brian Grant: Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.
- Kyle Grant: I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.
- Brian Grant: All right, the gorilla did.
- Kyle Grant: When we get back, you'll see.
- [Failing to nail Norman with the fountain in the lobby]
- Kyle Grant: Uh-oh! Air shaft to basement, we have a problem!
- Brian: [Through the radio] What?
- Kyle Grant: We hosed a guest!
- Brian: Abort mission! Repeat, abort mission!
- [Kyle quickly crawls out of the air shaft]
- Brian: You do realize we'll probably end up living in a Motel 6?
- Robert Grant: Yep! Sounds pretty good to me.