Frank Langella credited as playing...
Wild Bill Burgess
- [after live fireworks set fire to Walt Frazier's retired jersey in the rafters of Madison Square Gardens]
- Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: That was Walt Frazier's jersey!
- Fair Weather Fan: That's Walt Frazier's jersey!
- Walt Frazier: Hey, yo, that's my jersey!
- "Wild Bill" Burgess: And that's just the beginning, folks. We got more surprises for you. And don't forget the honorary coach contest at halftime. Let's play some basketball.
- Marv Albert: Say goodbye to tradition. "Wild Bill" Burgess has just torched Walt Frazier's jersey.
- Coach John Bailey: A freak show. He's going to turn it into a freak show.
- ESPN Radio Announcer: ESPN.
- Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Yeah, put me on with this clown.
- ESPN Radio Announcer: (to Chris Berman) We've got a hot one on Line 4 - Eddie from Manhattan.
- Himself: Eddie from Manhattan, you're on live with "Wild Bill" Burgess.
- Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Billy, you really want a mascot, baby? You need to put a saddle on Bailey and ride his behind around Central Park all night. That's what you need.
- "Wild Bill" Burgess: Ha ha. Well, you know, if that would sell tickets, I might consider it, hon.
- Edwina "Eddie" Franklin: Ha ha. Yeah, right, and don't call me "hon". (Eddie then realizes that "Wild Bill" is in her limousine.)
- Patton's Mama: My baby is not gonnna go to St. Louis. Howdy, Bill!
- "Wild Bill" Hastings: Why, howdy, ma'am.
- Patton's Mama: (while hitting "Wild Bill") Game over! How dare you try to take my son away!