Quentin Tarantino credited as playing...
Richard Gecko
- Richie: He's in the bathroom. Why don't I just go in there, shoot him in the back of the head, and we can get the fuck out of here.
- Pete Bottoms: Don't do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I'm acting natural - in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a fuckin' Academy Award for how natural I'm acting.
- Richie: Where are my glasses?
- Seth: They, uh... they broke when you fell.
- Richie: Oh, fuck, Seth, these are, like, my only pair!
- Seth: Don't worry about it, we'll get you another pair.
- Richie: What do you mean, "don't worry about it"? Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.
- Seth: I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.
- Richie: Yeah, like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fucking prescription.
- Seth: [ducking behind a display case] Richie! You okay?
- Richie: He shot me in the fucking hand, I told you he said help us!
- Pete Bottoms: [screaming in pain] I NEVER SAID HELP US!
- Seth: Well it doesn't matter now, because you've got about two fucking seconds to live!
- Seth: You think I'm fucking playing with you, asshole? Do you want this little girl to die or that little girl? Or yourself or your bosom buddy with the badge? Now, I don't wanna do it but I will turn this place into the fucking Wild Bunch if I think that you are fucking with me.
- Pete Bottoms: What do you want from me? I did what you said.
- Seth: You let him use the bathroom. No store does that.
- Pete Bottoms: He comes in here every day, and we bullshit . He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.
- Seth: All right. I want him out of here in his car and down the road, or you can change the name of this place to "Benny's World Of Blood."
- [Richie whispers into his ear]
- Seth: Were you giving that pig signals?
- Pete Bottoms: Are you kidding? I didn't do anything.
- Seth: [Richie whispers into his ear again] He says you were scratching.
- Pete Bottoms: I wasn't scratching.
- Seth: Are you calling him a liar?
- Pete Bottoms: I'm not calling him a liar, okay? I'm simply saying if I was scratching, I don't remember scratching. And if I did scratch, it was not because I was signaling the cop. It's because I'm fucking scared shitless
- Richie: Wait a minute. The guy's in the bathroom. Why don't we just go back there, shoot him in the back of the head, and get the hell out of here.
- Pete Bottoms: Don't do that. Look, you asked me to act natural, I acted natural. In fact, under circumstances, I think I ought to get a fucking Academy Award for acting natural. And you asked me to get rid of him. I'm doing my best!
- Seth: Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse. Everybody be cool. You be cool.
- Richie: [they're hiding in the bathroom of the RV] They're gonna search the van.
- Seth: As long as you don't act like a fucking nut, we're gonna be just fine.
- Richie: What the hell's that supposed to mean?
- Seth: What?
- Richie: You just called me a fucking nut.
- Seth: No, I didn't.
- Richie: Yes, you did. You said as long as I don't act like a fucking nut. Implying that I've been acting like a fucking nut.
- Seth: Take a pill, all right. I just meant be cool.
- Richie: Yeah, you meant that, but you meant the other too.
- Seth: This is not the time, Richie.
- Richie: Hey, fuck those spic pigs, man. You called me a fucking nut. Now where I come from, that stops the train in it's tracks.
- Seth: Keep your fucking voice down.
- Richie: Or what? What was the nuttiest thing I did, Seth? I'm curious. Tell me. What? What was it?
- Seth: This is not the time, Richie.
- Richie: I know. Was it possibly when your ass was rotting in jail and I broke it out? Was that the nuttiest thing? That was nutty. Not to mention stupid.
- [Seth knocks him out to silence him]
- Kate: Thanks.
- Seth: Come on, listen. Don't make a career out of this, okay? Come on, hey. Hey, you okay?
- Richie: Yeah, I think so. What happened?
- Seth: I don't know. You just passed out.
- Richie: I did?
- Seth: Mmm-hmm. You said something about your hand hurting and then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.
- Richie: Really?
- Seth: Head hit the toilet. You scared the shit out of me. You sure you're okay? Um...
- Richie: Yeah. I, I think so. I'm just a little fucked up.
- Seth: Well, let me tell you something that's gonna clear your head right up.
- Richie: What?
- Seth: We are officially Mexicans.
- [chuckling]
- Seth: Where in Mexico, buddy.
- Richie: We are?
- Seth: Yeah. We're heading down to the rendezvous right now. We're gonna pound booze, wait for Carlos. When he gets there, he's gonna take us down to El Rey. And then you and I my brother, we're gonna kick fucking back. How do you like them apples?
- Richie: Far out. Where's my glasses?
- Seth: Oh, uh... Yeah, they, uh... They broke when you fell.
- Richie: Fuck, Seth, these are like my only pair.
- Seth: Don't worry about it. We'll get you another pair.
- Richie: What do you mean, don't worry about it? Of course, I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fucking see!
- Seth: I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.
- Richie: Yeah, like some Mexican hole-in-the-wall is gonna have my prescription.
- Seth: It is not a big deal until you make it a big deal. Richie, now, I was in a very good mood. So stop bringing me down with this bullshit!
- [Srth puts his broken glasses on his face]
- Richie: [scoffs] I can't wear this shit.