Sarah Jessica Parker credited as playing...
Shelly Stewart
- Morty: Shelly, what happened here? $140,00 for a PLATE? $47,000 for a carpet? A USED carpet? $300,00 for a Lamborghini? Are you crazy?
- Shelly: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a GIFT!
- Morty: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
- Shelly: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!
- Brenda: Morty! Well, look at you. You look prosperous.
- Morty: Brenda, don't embarrass me.
- Brenda: [Mocking Morty] Don't embarrass you.
- Morty: Don't make a scene.
- Brenda: Don't make a scene.
- Morty: Do not make a scene.
- Brenda: Don't embarrass you! You've got a *nerve*! I'll tell you what's embarrassing!
- Morty: Keep your voice down.
- Brenda: Being hassled by Mr. Zaworsky... because I'm behind in the rent, *that's* embarrassing. Worrying about how I'm gonna get my kid through college, *that's* embarrassing!
- Morty: You know something? You *never* listen. For twenty years you never ever listened. Here,
- [grabs a yellow blouse]
- Morty: honey why don't you try this one in a fitting room, looks very nice on you.
- Brenda: You know, I could use this. It's very beautiful and I love the color. But what am I gonna to use for money? HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR IT?
- Morty: It's the *company* that is expanding. Don't you understand that? The *company*, not *me*! I'm a mere laborer!
- Brenda: You're a liar and a FRAUD!
- Morty: I have no money.
- Brenda: Really? Why don't you look in your purse?
- Morty: Oh you're very funny.
- Shelly: There stunning Morton, I need all of them.
- Brenda: Morton?
- Shelly: [covers her face with a dress] Oh God, make it go away.
- Brenda: Shelly! Look at you! My my, the bulimia certainly has paid off.
- Morty: Don't start.
- Brenda: What's a matter Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?
- Shelly: Brenda, why don't you try these on in
- [holds out her arms]
- Shelly: *your size*!
- Morty: It's really a delight running into you today Brenda.
- Shelly: [of her salad dressing] Normally I bring my own. You know that fat free ranch stuff. But this, this is restaurant quality.