Patricia Arquette credited as playing...
Nancy Coplin
- Mel: [to Agent Tony] You got a lot of nerve. You come in here, you lick my wife's armpit. You know... I'm going to have that image in my head for the rest of my life with your tongue in there.
- Nancy Coplin: You deserve it.
- Agent Tony: Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
- Nancy Coplin: My armpit?
- Agent Tony: It's my favorite part of a woman's body.
- Agent Tony: We're riding in two cars until we get to the B and B, Paul. That's not an agenda.
- Mel: Let's just hit the road, okay?
- Nancy Coplin: [to Mel] You don't mind if he rides with you, right?
- Mel: Why can't he ride with you?
- Agent Paul: [to Tony] Do you see what you're doing to me?
- Agent Tony: Ride with us. I don't care. Ride with us.
- Agent Paul: Oh, that's so generous of you, Tony. You know, I think I'll ride will illicit couple number two.
- Tina: Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex?
- Agent Paul: You know, it may be news to you, but not every gay man has, uh, anal sex. That's where a lot of the HIV risk lies.
- Agent Tony: For example, I'm very anal. Uh, I-I mean, in, uh, in the sense... that I'm compulsively careful and clean about what touches my body. Not into penetration, at all.
- Mel: Okay, do we have to talk about this right now?
- Nancy Coplin: Well, why not? Are you a homophobic?
- Mel: No, I...
- Nancy Coplin: I think it's interesting.
- Mel: Really? Well, I think in front of the baby we shouldn't.
- Agent Paul: Nancy's just testing the risk factor for sex with Tony, Mel.
- Mel: What?
- Agent Tony: Paul, don't patronize her.
- Agent Paul: I'm not patronizing her.
- Agent Tony: She knows that I came of age in the era of AIDS... and even though I'm bisexual I've been incredibly careful, okay? Tested negative three times in the last seven months.
- Nancy Coplin: Really?
- Agent Paul: Runway ready for takeoff.
- Agent Tony: If I remember correctly. Yeah, three times.