Josh Brolin credited as playing...
Agent Tony Kent
- Agent Tony: Do you mind if I look at your armpit?
- Nancy Coplin: My armpit?
- Agent Tony: It's my favorite part of a woman's body.
- Agent Tony: We're riding in two cars until we get to the B and B, Paul. That's not an agenda.
- Mel: Let's just hit the road, okay?
- Nancy Coplin: [to Mel] You don't mind if he rides with you, right?
- Mel: Why can't he ride with you?
- Agent Paul: [to Tony] Do you see what you're doing to me?
- Agent Tony: Ride with us. I don't care. Ride with us.
- Agent Paul: Oh, that's so generous of you, Tony. You know, I think I'll ride will illicit couple number two.
- Tina: Do you worry about the risk factor involved in gay sex?
- Agent Paul: You know, it may be news to you, but not every gay man has, uh, anal sex. That's where a lot of the HIV risk lies.
- Agent Tony: For example, I'm very anal. Uh, I-I mean, in, uh, in the sense... that I'm compulsively careful and clean about what touches my body. Not into penetration, at all.
- Mel: Okay, do we have to talk about this right now?
- Nancy Coplin: Well, why not? Are you a homophobic?
- Mel: No, I...
- Nancy Coplin: I think it's interesting.
- Mel: Really? Well, I think in front of the baby we shouldn't.
- Agent Paul: Nancy's just testing the risk factor for sex with Tony, Mel.
- Mel: What?
- Agent Tony: Paul, don't patronize her.
- Agent Paul: I'm not patronizing her.
- Agent Tony: She knows that I came of age in the era of AIDS... and even though I'm bisexual I've been incredibly careful, okay? Tested negative three times in the last seven months.
- Nancy Coplin: Really?
- Agent Paul: Runway ready for takeoff.
- Agent Tony: If I remember correctly. Yeah, three times.