George Segal credited as playing...
Ed Coplin
- Mr. Coplin: San Diego has a big carjacking problem. They bump you, and when you stop, they mutilate you and take your car.
- Mrs. Coplin: I told you to watch out for that car!
- Mr. Coplin: He was in my blind-spot.
- Mrs. Coplin: You could fit the whole state of Wisconsin in your blind-spot.
- Mr. Coplin: Why is everyone getting worked up all of the sudden? I thought we were gunna talk about getting new carpeting. Taking out this crap and putting in the wall-to-wall.
- Sheriff: Bobby, take these forms back to the office, these release forms and get these nice people their car keys. This is all over here. This is a Federal agent here, and he just told me the whole story about the Shlytings.
- Mr. Coplin: Schlitinooks.
- Sheriff: Shitkings.
- Mrs. Coplin: No, Schlichtings
- Sheriff: Well, anyway, it's clear that we have the wrong people here.
- Mel: That's what I've been trying to tell this guy for the last half hour.
- Mrs. Coplin: Thank God for this Federal agent. And by the way, w-w-why are you not wearing pants?
- Agent Paul: I had an experience, that's why.
- Mrs. Coplin: What do you mean?
- Agent Paul: I resisted at first, and then it evolved and it continues to evolve for me.
- Mrs. Coplin: I don't know what the hell he's talking about, but I got some jewelery somewhere, if you please.