Lily Tomlin credited as playing...
Mary Schlichting
- Mary Schlichting: You apologize!
- Lonnie Schlichting: I'm sorry.
- Mary Schlichting: Sorry for what?
- Lonnie Schlichting: I'm sorry that I put windowpane in Mel's quail, and I'm sorry that you ate it.
- Mary Schlichting: Oh, he was such a cute baby.
- Richard Schlichting: It would've been kinda nice... if he had, like, a third eye right there, you know? You know, you know, a third eye is a symbol of enlightenment. You know, he's not- he's not, he's not getting it. He's...
- Mary Schlichting: Mel... identity is nothing but a mental construct.
- Mel: Mental construct?
- Richard Schlichting: Have you ever read any Tibetan Buddhism, like Chaos theory?
- Mel: You made LSD? Is that what you're saying?
- Richard Schlichting: We made LSD.
- Mary Schlichting: Yes, yes. We made acid.
- Richard Schlichting: And we gave it out to people who needed it. You know that there are hundreds of pharmaceutical executives in this country... that are selling drugs, FDA approved drugs.
- Mary Schlichting: On the open market.
- Richard Schlichting: Over the counter with incredible side...
- Mary Schlichting: Horrible side effects.
- Richard Schlichting: Terrible side effects. And these people are not in jail.
- Mary Schlichting: They're not in prison anywhere.
- Richard Schlichting: They're, they're, they're in country clubs or playing golf. They're having drinks.
- Mary Schlichting: They're running the country, Mel.
- Richard Schlichting: You know, LSD shouldn't be a felony in the first place.
- Mary Schlichting: It's not addictive.
- Richard Schlichting: It doesn't lead to violent crime.
- Mary Schlichting: It's really the only hope for the species.
- Mel: Did you take acid while you were pregnant with me?
- Mary Schlichting: You're not gonna bring that thing up, are you?
- Richard Schlichting: You know the stuff they tell you about, you know, chromosome damage and all that stuff?
- Mel: Yeah, I do!
- Richard Schlichting: That's government propaganda.
- Mary Schlichting: Total propaganda.
- Richard Schlichting: They just want to get a hold of your head, that's all.
- Mary Schlichting: I was relieved, though, when you came out in the hospital and you only had one head.
- Mel: Very funny.
- Richard Schlichting: [laughing] She- She kills me!