Jeremy Ratchford credited as playing...
Glen Seifert
- DNR Officer: Who's the guy at the house?
- Amy Alden: It's my Uncle David. He's got a black belt. We call him KILLER!
- [watching Amy lead the geese around]
- Thomas Alden: It's amazing, isn't it, how they, uh, follow her around like that?
- DNR Officer: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, uh, called imprinting. The first living thing a goose sees when it's born, it automatically assume is its mother.
- Thomas Alden: Huh.
- DNR Officer: They'll follow her anywhere.
- Amy Alden: [the ranger picks up Igor, one of Amy's goslings] Excuse me, sir, please leave him alone.
- DNR Officer: Your name's Amy, isn't it? Well Amy, these geese belong to the crown.
- Amy Alden: What crown?
- DNR Officer: That's the Queen of England.
- Thomas Alden: Pinioning?
- Susan Barnes: I have no idea.
- DNR Officer: She made rules. It's for the good of the goose, it's for the good of the people. Now what you do is you take the wing and you just shave a bit off the cuticle here--
- [prepares to cut the tip off Igor's wing with a fingernail clipper]
- Amy Alden: [utterly enraged] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [shoots up from her chair and hits the ranger on the head with a bowl of popcorn]
- Amy Alden: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
- Thomas Alden: [indignantly grabs the ranger and hauls him to the door] What the hell are you doing?