David Hasselhoff credited as playing...
Jake Gorsky
- Jake Gorsky: [pointing a gun at a hostage taker's groin] If you ever wanna have kids, you'll give me that gun!
- Jake Gorsky: [to number three] Sorry about the face, wasn't personal... but you were spraying bullets at me.
- Ron Delano: Maybe you have a problem with commitment?
- Jake Gorsky: What do you call living together for four and a half years?
- Ron Delano: Convenient?
- Ron Delano: Bane hates your guts, and he's the acting chief.
- Jake Gorsky: Bane couldn't negotiate a hot meal to a starving man!
- Jake Gorsky: Just doing my job.
- Joe Gorsky: You're lucky you still have a job!
- Jake Gorsky: Oh please... you're not gonna give me the "rules and regulations" speech again are you?
- Michele Conner: [On the phone] Hi, Jake.
- Jake Gorsky: I've been trying to reach you all day.
- Michele Conner: I've been trying to reach YOU for four and a half years!
- Jake Gorsky: [Jakes enters the coin room, which is behind bulletproof glass. The terrorists spot him and start shooting, but the bullets ricochet off the bulletproof glass] I love this glass!
- Jake Gorsky: Where did you learn to fight like that?
- Michele Conner: I had alot of time for classes - you were NEVER home!
- Michele Conner: [On the roof of the building, outnumbered by terrorists] There's nowhere to go - we're fourteen storeys up!
- Jake Gorsky: Trust me!
- Michele Conner: Like being home in time for dinner?
- Jake Gorsky: I told you I was sorry! Go, go!
- Michele Conner: Don't you have a radio on the helicopter?
- Jake Gorsky: Yeah, there's a radio on the helicopter, but there's an idiot on the other end of it!
- Jake Gorsky: [Seeing the hostages in the basement] Looks like some of them are in pretty bad shape. We gotta get 'em out of there.
- Michele Conner: Jake, you don't even have a gun!
- [Jake fishes into his pockets and pulls out a small bottle and hands it to her]
- Michele Conner: Pepper spray? We need help!
- Jake Gorsky: [Seeing a cart filled to the brim with cash] You know, we could have a nice life together with 50 million!
- Michele Conner: At this point, I'd settle for a life!
- Jake Gorsky: [On the phone] Bane, I'm down here with a bunch of perps who just knocked off a couple billion from the Federal Reserve.
- Bane: Is this a joke?
- Jake Gorsky: You'll be one if you don't get your butt down here!
- Jake Gorsky: [to himself, trying to smash through the window from outside] Ok Gorsky... let's try the window!
- Jake Gorsky: [Looking at portraits of former bank governors] I'd hate to play poker with these guys!
- Michele Conner: How come there's no back-up or something?
- Jake Gorsky: Nobody knows I'm here.
- Michele Conner: What?
- Jake Gorsky: You don't think I can handle it?
- Michele Conner: Jake, I wasn't questioning your manhood!