Billy Crystal credited as playing...
First Gravedigger
- Hamlet: Whose grave is this sir?
- First Gravedigger: Mine sir.
- [Resumes singing his ditty]
- Hamlet: [Interrupts] I think it be thine indeed, for thou liest in't.
- First Gravedigger: You lie out on't sir, and therefore it is not yours. For my part I do not lie ins't and yet it is mine.
- Hamlet: Thou dost lie in't to be in't, and say 'tis thine. 'Tis for the dead not for the quick, therefore thou liest.
- First Gravedigger: 'Tis a quick lie, sir. 'Twill away again from me to you.
- Hamlet: What man dost thou dig it for?
- First Gravedigger: For no man sir.
- Hamlet: For what woman then?
- First Gravedigger: For none neither.
- Hamlet: *Who* is to be buried here?
- First Gravedigger: One that was a woman sir, but rest her soul, she's dead.