Richard Kiel credited as playing...
Mr. Larson
- [Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot]
- Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.
- Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
- Mr. Larson: [points at him] And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
- Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?
- Shooter McGavin: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
- Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
- Shooter McGavin: Well, moron...
- [turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time]
- Shooter McGavin: good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!
- [Shooter has just stolen the jacket]
- Mr. Larson: I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's.
- [Mr. Larson is chasing Shooter]
- Mr. Larson: I WILL GET YOU, SHOOTER!
- [Mr.Larson catches Shooter and starts beating him up]
- Mr. Larson: *STAY STILL!*
- Mr. Larson: [after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away] Hey Shooter, haven't you forgot your nine iron.