Sally Field credited as playing...
- Sassy: Hurry, Chance! You don't want to miss dinner!
- [Chance ignores her]
- Sassy: It's amazing! I mention food, and he doesn't even move!
- Chance: [going down a slide] Chance slides, and he's out of there!
- Shadow: [following him down the slide] Chance, you're gonna kiiiiiiiilll me!
- Sassy: [following them down the slide] Can someone tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?
- Chance: I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared one wee little...
- [pees]
- Chance: ... bit.
- Sassy: Obviously.
- Chance: It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty!
- Sassy: Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something
- Chance: This is the city. Only the strong survive.
- Sassy: Oh, then you're a goner.
- Shadow: Sassy, do you hear a truck?
- Sassy: No, Shadow. I see a truck!
- Riley: Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like.
- Shadow: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.
- Sassy: Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge?
- Shadow: We can't leave until we find Chance.
- Sassy: Why not?
- Shadow: You know you miss him.
- Sassy: Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness.
- Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.
- Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.
- Sassy: Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains. I never cease to amaze myself.
- Sassy: Nothing smells worse than wet dogs.
- Chance: I welcome danger with open paws.
- Sassy: And a constantly open mouth
- Sassy: [after being dazed by Chance] I'm going to hurt you.
- Chance: Ninty-nine cans of dog food on the wall, ninty-nine cans of dog food, EVERYBODY
- Chance: [all join in] If one of those cans should happen to fall, ninety-eight cans of dog food on the wall.
- Chance: Cats only!
- Sassy: I hate this song!
- [Sassy is in ametal tube that Chance has just rolled down the hill]
- Sassy: Who got me on this ride?
- Sassy: I'm going to hurt you.
- Sassy: Can someone tel me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?
- [Chance stands sadly in the middle of the road; a truck approaches]
- Shadow: Sassy, do you hear a truck?
- Sassy: No, Shadow. I *see* a truck!
- Shadow: Chance, look out!
- Sassy: Chance!
