Christopher McDonald credited as playing...
Donald Krupp
- Donald Krupp: Your son is truly certifiable!
- Ned Beindorf: My son is certifiable?
- Donald Krupp: Yeah, your son.
- Ned Beindorf: How about when the yearbook comes out, your kid's picture is gonna be there "Most likely to be a serial killer"--That's your boy!
- Gwenna Krupp: A lot of people don't dress their age. Phil Donahue did a whole special on...
- Donald Krupp: Gwen, nobody wants to hear about Phil Donahue.
- Cindy Figler: Excuse me, why are you always interrupting her all the time?
- Donald Krupp: Well, I don't think I interrupt her all...
- Cindy Figler: How would you like it if somebody interrupted you every time you tried to talk?
- Donald Krupp: Well, like I said, I don't think I interrupt her all...
- Cindy Figler: I don't think you respect her very much.
- Donald Krupp: Respect? That's my wife, of course I respect her.
- Gwenna Krupp: Actually, Don, you're not very nice to me.
- Donald Krupp: Gwen, I am talking!
- [to Cindy]
- Donald Krupp: You're one to talk about respect. You think your daughter respects you? You dress like you're 12--
- [Gwen shoves a piece of cake in his face]