Mooky Arizona credited as playing...
Matt Finley
- [to their parents]
- Matt Finley: Just one thing: we don't take sociology.
- T.J. Krupp: You guys should pay more attention.
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Remember when you said I should lock my parents in the closet?
- Matt Finley: Yeah...
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Well, I did! Only I didn't lock them in the closet, I locked them in the basement. Only, I didn't actually lock them in, I nailed the door shut. And I told them I wasn't letting them out until they worked out their problems.
- Matt Finley: You're kidding right?
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: No Matt, I swear, I swear... it was like, I had to do it.
- Matt Finley: Dude, you kidnapped your parents? Jeez!
- T.J. Krupp: My dad treats my mom like dirt.
- Matt Finley: And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: So?
- Matt Finley: So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.
- Matt Finley: [hooking up his Christmas lights as a silent doorbell, lights flicker] Hey guys, don't ring the doorbell until I tell you!
- Jimmy Finley, Teddy Finley: We didn't!
- [Matt goes to the door and sees Chief Rocco]
- Chief Rocco: Are the Beindorfs home?
- Matt Finley: No, they're... at the doctor's office, I'm babysitting.
- Chief Rocco: Oh, well I brought them some chicken soup.
- [holds up Tupperware dish of disgusting looking soup]
- Matt Finley: Oh, great!
- [takes it]
- Matt Finley: Thanks!
- [slams door in Rocco's face]