Charles Kimbrough credited as playing...
Victor
- Hugo: Hey, Quasi, what's goin' on out there? A fight? A flogging?
- Victor: A festival!
- Hugo: You mean the Feast of Fools?
- Quasimodo: Uh-huh.
- Hugo: All right, all right! Pour the wine and cut the cheese!
- Victor: It is a treat to watch the colorful pageantry of the simple peasant folk.
- Hugo: [shoving Quasi aside] Boy, nothin' like balcony seats for watching the ol' F.O.F.
- Quasimodo: Yeah, watchin'.
- [he leaves, downcast]
- Hugo: Oh, look, a mime.
- [Hugo prepares to spit on the mime, Victor stops him by clapping his hand over his mouth, then Hugo gulps]
- [Quasimodo is chained down, the gargoyles are encouraging him to free himself]
- Hugo: Come on, Quasi, snap out of it!
- Victor: Your friends are down there!
- Quasimodo: [despondently and weakly] It's all my fault.
- Laverne: [as she, Hugo, and Victor try tugging the chains] You gotta break these chains!
- Quasimodo: [slightly indignantly] I can't. I tried. What difference would it make?
- Victor: But you can't let Frollo *win*!
- Quasimodo: [despondently again] He already has.
- Hugo: [dropping the chains] Say, you're giving up? That's it?
- Laverne: These chains aren't what's holding you back, Quasimodo.
- Quasimodo: [snapping firmly] Leave me alone!
- Hugo: [meekly] Okay. Okay, Quasi. We'll leave you alone.
- Victor: After all, we're only made out of stone.
- [he and Hugo turn to stone]
- Laverne: We just thought maybe you were made of somethin' stronger.
- [turns to stone]
- Laverne: [pause; Frollo's voice drifts up from below]
- Frollo: For justice, for Paris, and for her own salvation, it is my sacred duty to send this unholy demon... back where she belongs!
- [he fires the kindling while the crowd indistinctly shouts in protest]
- Quasimodo: *Nooooooooooooooo!*
- [the chains snap taut, the bells resonate as the pillars Quasimodo is chained to break and fall]
- Quasimodo: Thanks for the encouragement, but you're all forgetting one big thing.
- Hugo, Laverne, Victor: [shrugging their shoulders] What?
- Quasimodo: My master, Frollo.
- Hugo, Laverne, Victor: Oh.
- Hugo: Yeah.
- Victor: Well, when he says you're forbidden from ever leaving the bell tower, does he mean *ever*, ever?
- Quasimodo: *Never*, ever, and he *hates* the Feast of Fools! He'd be furious if I asked to go.
- Hugo: [smiles slyly whist rubbing his hands together] Who says you gotta ask?
- Quasimodo: Oh, no!
- Hugo: Ya sneak out...
- Laverne: It's just one afternoon.
- Quasimodo: I-I couldn't.
- Hugo: *And* ya sneak back in...
- Laverne: He'll never know you were gone.
- Quasimodo: [clasps his temple in his hands] And if I got caught?
- Victor: Better to beg forgiveness than ask permission.
- Quasimodo: He might *see* me!
- Hugo: [puts on a hooded cloak] You could wear a disguise, just this once. What Frollo doesn't know can't hurt ya.
- Victor: Ignorance is bliss.
- Hugo: [noogies Victor] Look who's talking.
- Laverne: Nobody wants to stay cooped up here forever.
- Quasimodo: [beams and stands up] You're right! I'll go!
- Victor: Oh, but that poor Gypsy girl. I'm beginning to feel the worst.
- Laverne: I know, but now don't you say anything to upset Quasimodo. He's worried enough already.
- Hugo: Yeah, you're right. We'd better lighten up.
- Victor: [as Quasi climbs down after ringing the bells] Sh-sh-sh! Here he comes.
- Laverne: Now just stay calm.
- Victor: Not a word.
- Hugo: Easy does it.
- Victor: Look stone-faced.
- Quasimodo: [approaching the window] Any sign of her?
- Victor: [Breaks down and weeps] Doh, it's a lost cause! She could be anywhere: in the stocks, in the dungeon, or on the rack! Oh God...
- Laverne: [giving an A-OK sign] Nice work, Victor.
- Quasimodo: No, he's right. What're we gonna do?
- Hugo: Hey-hey! There he is!
- [He, Laverne, and Victor rush to cheer and applaud Quasi, who's walking back to the bell tower, glad to be rid of Phoebus]
- Victor: Bravo, bravissimo! You ejected that tin-plated baboon with great panache!
- Hugo: The *nerve* of him, snoopin' around here, trying to steal your girl.
- Quasimodo: *My* girl?
- Laverne: Esmeralda. Dark hair, works with a goat. Remember?
- Hugo: Boy, I do! Way to go, lover boy!
- Quasimodo: "Lover boy"? Oh, no, no--no, no!
- Laverne: Aw, don't be so modest.
- Quasimodo: Look, I appreciate what you're all trying to do, but let's not fool ourselves. "Ugliest face in all of Paris", remember? I don't think I'm her type.
- Laverne: [singing] Call me a hopeless romantic but Quasi, I feel it.
- Victor: [singing] She wants you so / Any moment she'll walk through that door.
- Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] For...
- Hugo: [singing] A guy so swell.
- Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] A guy like you.
- Hugo: [singing] With all you bring her.
- Victor, Laverne: [singing] I tell you Quasi.
- Hugo: [singing] A fool could tell.
- Victor, Laverne: [singing] There never was.
- Hugo: [singing] It's why she fell.
- Victor, Laverne: [singing] Another, was he?
- Hugo: [singing] For you-know-who.
- Victor, Laverne: [singing] From king to serf to the bourgeoisie.
- Hugo: [singing] You ring the bell.
- Victor, Laverne: [singing] They're all a second-stringer.
- Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] You're the bell ringer! / When she wants ooh-la-la / And she wants you la-la / She will discover, guy / You're one heck of a guy / Who wouldn't love a guy like you?
- Hugo: [singing] You got a lot / The rest have not / So she's gotta love a guy like you!
- Hugo: [singing] A guy like you she's never known, kid. / A guy like you a girl does not meet every day. / You've got a look that's all your own, kid. / Could there be two?
- Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] Like you? No way!
- Hugo: [singing] Those other guys that she could dangle all look the same from every boring point of view. / You're a surprise from every angle. / Mon Dieu above, she's gotta love a guy like you.
- Victor: [singing] A guy like you gets extra credit / Because it's true you've got a certain some thing more.
- Hugo: [spoken] You're aces, kid!
- Laverne: [singing] You see that face / You don't forget it.
- Victor, Laverne: [singing] Want something new?
- Hugo: [singing] That's you.
- Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] For sure!
- Laverne: [singing] We all have gaped at some Adonis.
- Victor: [singing] But then we crave a meal more nourishing to chew.
- Hugo: [singing] And since you're shaped like a croissant is...
- Hugo, Victor, Laverne: [singing] No question of, she's gotta love a guy like you!