Kate Walsh credited as playing...
Cricket
- Kai: [two angry parents stand at the doorstep of Kai and Cricket's in regards to an earlier incident] What?
- Father of Boys: Is this the guy?
- Obnoxious Boy #1, Obnoxious Boy #2: No.
- Father of Boys: Where's the jerk who pushed my boys?
- Kai: What are you talking about?
- Mother of Boys: Liar! Your neighbors saw the whole thing!
- Kai: What, are you fucking nuts?
- Cricket: Listen, assholes, your two little darlings have been harassing my niece and I want it stopped!
- Mother of Boys: *You're* the assholes!
- Cricket: Oh, I'm gonna take you down.
- Father of Boys: Tell me where this guy is or I'm gonna start busting heads.
- Kai: Son of a fucking bitch.
- Mother of Boys: Better listen to him, he'll do it!
- Cricket: Oh, okay, porky!
- Kai: Stick a sock in her, will ya'?
- Father of Boys: You're dead.
- Mother of Boys: Fuck him up!
- Kai: Come on, bust my head. I want you to.
- Cricket: Alright, get the fuck away from my door.
- Father of Boys: You wear the pants in the family?
- Cricket: Fuck you!
- Father of Boys: You're a slut!
- Kai: [spits in his face and slams the door on them; the father continues to bang on the door] Get away from the door or I'll sick the cops on you!
- Father of Boys: [through the door] I'll sick the cops on *you*, BITCH!
- Kai: [waits a moment and then looks out the window] They're leaving.
- [looks out again and laughs]
- Kai: His wife's wiping the spit off his face.