Louise Fletcher credited as playing...
Principal Evelyn Doyle
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: Around here, they call me "Mr. A."
- Richard Clark: "Mister?"
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: I inherited the business from my late husband.
- Richard Clark: Well, I'm shocked!
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: What? That a woman can run a business?
- Richard Clark: No. That you were ever married.
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: What the hell's going on here?
- Victoria Chapell: I was attacked.
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: Dressed like that, what do you expect And alone with him?
- Richard Clark: It wasn't just me. There were three of us.
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: Oh. That makes it all better.
- Richard Clark: No, no. I was wrestling with the other guy. He was trying to have sex with her.
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: I don't care what your arrangement was or how it went wrong! Now you listen to me, Clark. Either you shape up or I'll bounce you out of here faster than a homo at Fort Dix!
- [During drug bust]
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: What exactly is she doing here?
- Richard Clark: She's my bitch!
- [Victoria stares at Richard incredulously; Doyle stares at both of them blankly]
- Richard Clark: Well... my significant other. We've been slappin' skins for quite some time, hmmmm?
- Richard Clark: Why would I have his briefcase unless I was workin' for him?
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: That's doesn't prove anything. You could have seen him down in the restaurant, dressed up like a waiter, created some kind of diversion while she snatched it from under the table.
- Richard Clark: [Swallows toothpick] That's a little farfetched, don't you think?
- [During drug bust]
- Hulk: False alarm. Some idiot put a gun in the microwave
- [Principal Evelyn Doyle stares at Richard Clark. Richard swallows the blue ball]
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: Good stuff huh?
- [Richard Clark finishes swallowing the blue ball]
- Principal Evelyn Doyle: So what have you got to say for yourself?
- Richard Clark: Nothing really. Except it's going to be an interesting morning tomorrow after my coffee. I'm going to need at least two magazines.